Slump, Meet Anger. Slump, Watch Out.

My training malaise is still hanging tight, so I intend to find a way to channel my growing rage at the Congressman Anthony Weiner sex scandal to get my ass in gear.  For those of you who are blissfully unaware of the latest bad behavior by a member of the US Congress, here’s a quick summary in my own words.  Democrat Anthony Weiner of New York sent a picture of his erect penis bulging through his boxer briefs to a 21-year old college student who followed him on Twitter.  He mistakenly sent it over his public timeline rather than as a direct message and in the time between his realization of what he did and deleting it, some crazed troll who watches the accounts of politicians which they oppose had nabbed the photo and sent it to troll-overlord Andrew Breitbart, a far right-wing gadfly who roots out left-wing mistakes and hypocrisies and then publicizes them (way to use your power for good and not evil, shithead). When confronted by the media after the Brietbart exposé, Weiner lied his ass off for TEN DAYS that he’d been hacked, etc., etc., etc.  This past Monday, he held a press conference and confessed that yes, he had in fact sent the picture and even worse, weirder and MORE DISGUSTING, confessed that he has been doing this for years with at least a half dozen women.  Oh, but don’t worry, I am really sorry, my wife loves me and we’re going to stay together and I plan on not resigning my seat in Congress, because I didn’t do anything illegal, just completely objectionable and possibly deviant.

Are you puking yet?

Get ready to: the media just outed the news that his wife Huma Abedin, the smart, talented, glamorous and powerhouse right-hand woman to Hillary Clinton, is pregnant.

Go ahead.  Puke now.  Aim your projectile vomit at the media for not staying the hell out of that very personal piece of business.  I have been close to where Ms. Abedin is now and I cannot even imagine what it must be like to have the entire world know about the avalanche of cursed circumstance that has come down upon you.  She should call up Sandra Bullock or Maria Shriver or the ghost of Elizabeth Edwards.  Even though I didn’t agree with Hillary’s decision to stay with Bill, perhaps her counsel will offer some latent projection and she will tell her to get out.

I find myself particularly enraged with this whole mess for a number of reasons, even though I also agreed with many of the sentiments that Maureen Dowd brought up in her Op-Ed on this very topic.  I want to be clear that I am not a prude nor a moralizer.  I am a realist and a feminist and a mature adult.  So while I understand that human beings are extraordinary at making terrible decisions that complicate their lives when if they had paused for thought for maybe 10 more seconds beforehand all would be averted, I will NEVER understand the bald-faced lying when they get caught as a result of their impulses!  (Made the bad decisions, but I personally have not lied in regards to the consequences of said bad decisions.  I have however, denied myself the self-respect to express true feelings in the vain hope I was not hurting another.  Lessons learned, will never do again.)

Much is being made of whether or not he should resign, a charge for the “not” being led loudly by Rachel Maddow, mostly with the partisan angle that Republican Senator David Vitter was caught being a client of a madam in DC and patronized brothels in Louisiana for years (prostitution is illegal remember?), but no one, Republican or Democrat got any traction with calls for resignation, not to mention he sold his candidacy on family values and he was reelected.  She is right.  But for me, I still think Weiner needs to step down, because of the lying, and ironically, that we know now the personal info about his wife’s pregnancy.  My thoughts on this were crystallized in this brilliant post from New Yorker writer Amy Davidson.  She argues that his inability to understand that his actions, while not illegal like Vitter’s, do not properly estimate levels of risk, and isn’t that what a politician is elected to do?  She writes,

That is why it is, sad to say, a matter of legitimate interest that Weiner’s wife was pregnant when he sent those tweets. It widens our sense of just how careless he is with the lives of others, particularly those of people who are more vulnerable than he is. That is good to know about a politician; it is distinct from the question of whether someone who lies to his wife will lie to the public and, I’d argue, is more important.

So, if he lies to his wife, the thinking goes, he is going to lie to his constituents.  Funny, he was a co-sponsor on the legislation that I support and have been to Capitol Hill twice to lobby for.  Was he just lying to us too?  Imagine if the media spent the same amount of time, energy and resources to rooting out the near daily corruption scandals and collusions between our elected officials and the lobbyists and corporations who care only about money and not people?  Imagine if we were not hearing about the sad and personal circumstances that Ms. Abedin now faces, but rather how if we just raised the income limit on Social Security from $106,000 to oh I don’t know, $200K, it would be funded for like another 100 years.  Did you even know about the limit??

But you know all about Weiner’s peen.  It’s gonna take a lot of miles for me to forget about it.

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11 thoughts on “Slump, Meet Anger. Slump, Watch Out.

  1. That is completely fucked up. What guy thinks some girl wants to see their penis??? really?? It goes to show you how stupid he is.

    I was blissfully unaware, I don’t have cable, and I barely check the news online unless it is sports. I get all my news from Atrios tweets. :)

    1. thankfully there have been some VERY funny penis related jokes to take the pain of this away as much as possible. I do hope that even in your media blackout you catch the occasional Daily Show or Colbert Report online ;-)

      yeah, this is a totally f’d up sitch. blech.

  2. Men are so dumb. But are we really surprised that a member of Congress is acting less than “stand-up”? So sick of all the media attention to people’s private parts. Sadly, I don’t really care much anymore…

  3. I’m having the same struggle I had with Bill Clinton: The ridiculous, soul-crushing circus that is inherent with attempting to be effective in national politics will often — very often — elevate dudes with seriously inflated egos. And it’s those very same egos that cause them to do hurtful, ridiculous things like this. I too wanted Hilary R-C to leave and I want Huma Abedin to leave, but I recognize how what they do with their marriages is none of my bidness. Maybe I’m too affected by the awesome video mash-up of Weiner doing political interviews and on the floor of Congress, but I’m not … quite … there on resigning. If he loses his next election, so be it. But this was, of course, a great post. :)

    1. ugh ugh ugh. am so over it. SO OVER IT. but also so frustrated by it. been reading a lot more about Weenie and it seems he is not so collegial, and a bully, and a trash talker during competition like the Congressional softball game (really?). dick. oh, oops, that was too easy. as I said earlier this week, we have to elect more women. plain and simple.

      1. AGREE on the electing women part. No question. I also have no problem imagining Weenie being a weenie in other contexts. UGGGGGHHHH!!!

  4. One more thing: I actually get worried when I find myself thinking how much I like the Obamas. I know this is sad projecting on my part, but both of them seem like people I would just enjoy talking to, having nothing to do with their current residence or jobs. If something like this came out about President Obama, I would be crushed. Completely, irrationally crushed.

    1. dude, am so there with you on this one. I am just going to meet these worries with a, “no, won’t happen. they love and respect each other too much.” I especially love her clothes and hope you keep tabs on the MOBAMA Look Book on nymag.com!

        1. it’s a life changer for sure. and OMG, guess what? me and BFF are going to meet The Fug Girls next week at a book signing!!!!!!!!!!!!! hooray!

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